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Hump Day News Deliveries: Corduroy is Sinful; Mrs. Keaton is Gay; Tiger Woods is Sorry

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Hump Day News Deliveries: Corduroy is Sinful; Mrs. Keaton is Gay; Tiger Woods is Sorry

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Your daily dose of hilarity brought to you by Syracuse University:  Gay college student protests protester’s fashion choices.  And rightfully so.  [TheFBomb]

Five must-have newborn items.  Bonus must-have:  Shot of Jack Daniels for baby’s restless nights.  Okay, if not for baby, DEFINITELY for mom and dad.  [lilSugar]

Family Ties‘s Meredith Baxter declares, “I’m a lesbian mom.”  That just rocked Alex P. Keaton’s world.  [People]

Extensive study shows most adopted children are healthy and happy.   Wait — so not all adopted kids are like the “Orphan“?! [NPR]

Tiger Woods apologizes for “transgressions.”  So THAT’S what the kids are calling it these days… “Hey, you’re hot.  I wanna transgress the heck out of you!”  [CNN]

This story broke my heart into a million little pieces:  Mother accidentally smothered infant when she fell asleep while breastfeeding on plane.  Breastfeeding is NOT to blame, experts say.  [ABC News]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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