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Fashion Police: Chloë Sevigny at the Prada Book Launch Party

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Fashion Police: Chloë Sevigny at the Prada Book Launch Party

SERAPHINA:  I don’t know why, but I’m suddenly hungry for dinner…

SURI:  That is NOT what Coco Chanel intended when she said “take one thing off before you leave the house.”  *SIGH*  Oh well.  Not everyone can be blessed with my effortless style.

The Laughing Stork Fashion Police commentators:

Seraphina Affleck, Hollywood Newcomer

Seraphina Affleck, Hollywood Newcomer

Suri Cruise, Certified Mini-Fashionista

Suri Cruise, Certified Mini-Fashionista

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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