Pop Quiz: Shauna Sand at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch
Shauna Sand was doing WHAT at the pumpkin patch?
1) Desperately trying to turn Mr. Bones into “Mr. Boner.”
2) Making some extra bucks as a stripper pizza delivery girl;
3) Popularizing her belief that Halloween isn’t the ONLY day it’s okay to dress like a ‘ho’;
4) Offering up her melons as an alternative to boring pumpkins;
5) None of the above. Shauna is _________.