Pop Quiz: Shauna Sand at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch

Shauna Sand was doing WHAT at the pumpkin patch?

1)  Desperately trying to turn Mr. Bones into “Mr. Boner.”

2)  Making some extra bucks as a stripper pizza delivery girl;

3)  Popularizing her belief that Halloween isn’t the ONLY day it’s okay to dress like a ‘ho’;

4)  Offering up her melons as an alternative to boring pumpkins;

5)  None of the above.  Shauna is _________.

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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