Pop Quiz: Shauna Sand at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch

Shauna Sand was doing WHAT at the pumpkin patch?

1)  Desperately trying to turn Mr. Bones into “Mr. Boner.”

2)  Making some extra bucks as a stripper pizza delivery girl;

3)  Popularizing her belief that Halloween isn’t the ONLY day it’s okay to dress like a ‘ho’;

4)  Offering up her melons as an alternative to boring pumpkins;

5)  None of the above.  Shauna is _________.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  1. Eize

    Oct 13, 2009 at 3:54 am

    An addendum to #2 – Shauna is looking for a “Jack O’Lantern”. A couple of Manager’s choice pizzas for some Irish dude.

  2. Whitney

    Oct 13, 2009 at 6:36 am

    #5: Looking for implant replacements.

  3. Debutante

    Oct 19, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    Isn’t she embarrassed to walk around looking like that ??? I know her kid must be !!

  4. Ella

    Oct 31, 2009 at 11:55 am

    Wow that looks hot!