Shauna Sand was doing WHAT at the pumpkin patch?
1) Desperately trying to turn Mr. Bones into “Mr. Boner.”
2) Making some extra bucks as a stripper pizza delivery girl;
3) Popularizing her belief that Halloween isn’t the ONLY day it’s okay to dress like a ‘ho’;
4) Offering up her melons as an alternative to boring pumpkins;
5) None of the above. Shauna is _________.