What Candy’s Brain Looks Like

Oct 6, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column | Tags: ,

This is my brain…

…This is my brain after nine weeks of mommyhood:

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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3 Responses to “What Candy’s Brain Looks Like”

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  1. Alex says:

    Me too…I am amazed that I still know how to tie shoes.

    October 6th, 2009 at 2:29 am - Reply

  2. Desiree Fawn says:

    Ha! I completely understand!

    October 6th, 2009 at 11:50 am - Reply

  3. Eize says:

    looks tasty. got chianti?

    October 7th, 2009 at 12:47 am - Reply


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