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End-of-Week News Deliveries: Pregnancy Weight Gain; Returning an Adopted Child; Maternity Nudes

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End-of-Week News Deliveries: Pregnancy Weight Gain; Returning an Adopted Child; Maternity Nudes

A discussion about pregnant women who don’t want to know their weight gain.  Ever.  I guess they don’t have nurses that YELL it out like mine did.  [lilSugar]

Ellen Pompeo steps out and chats about mommyhood for first time since giving birth.  Five bucks says she’s “over the moon.”  [Baby Scoop]

Woman gives up adopted son after unsuccessfully trying to bond for 18 months.  Weather forecast:  Media shitstorm.  [MSNBC]

Listen to Britney Spears‘ new track called “3.”  Hopefully, that’s not a reference to another kid on the way.  [popbytes]

“No texting at dinner:  Parenting in the digital era.”  But texting at the dinner table is okay for the PARENTS.  … Right?  [AP]

Japanese women are celebrating pregnancy with maternity nudes.  That’s soooooooo 1991, says Demi Moore.  [Reuters]

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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