Behold the mind-boggling patent for an “Apparatus for Facilitating the Birth of a Child by Centrifugal Force” (aka “‘Round ‘and ’round she goes…”):
Um, are they pulling that poor woman’s face apart? I suppose that’s ONE way to distract from the pain goin’ on below.
Dance parties are a big part of being a parent, especially when you’re the parent of younger children. I love them because when I am hosting (or am summoned...