Well, here’s a medical advancement I’m surprised is just becoming available: breast enlargements using fat from other parts of the body will become a reality starting next year.
The new technique has been refined in Britain as part of a 10-year study on global developments within fat grafting. Dubbed the “two in one” operation, surgeons transfer a patient’s unwanted fat from areas such as the buttocks, thighs and stomach into the breast area.
So not only can you wear your heart on your sleeve, but now you can also wear your love handles on your chest!
The procedure will cost an estimated $13,000 when it becomes commercially available. But, really, the looks on people’s faces when you tell them you have ass-boobs…? Priceless.