George Carlin Lampoons ‘Weak’ Boys’ Names [VIDEO]

Sep 11, 2009 | Filed Under: Videos | Tags: , ,

Key quote: “Soft names make soft people. I’ll bet you anything that ten times out of ten, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the sh*t out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker.”

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