Nicole Richie Gives Birth to Small Bird

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I kid you not!  Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are the proud new parents of baby boy SPARROW!

The couple wrote on Nicole’s Web site:

“In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009, Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. He weighs 7 lbs. 14 oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well.  Thank you for all of your good wishes.”

Hmmm.  Seems like Sparrow’s arrival should have been announced by TWEET.  Ha!  Get it…?  Bird… Tweet…?  Yeah, yeah, I know –

*GONG*!

The newborn joins older sister Harlow Winter Kate Madden, both of whom sadly lose out to Heidi Klum and Seal’s sons for the not-so-coveted title of Longest Celebrity Baby Name EVER.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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