I kid you not! Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are the proud new parents of baby boy SPARROW!
The couple wrote on Nicole’s Web site:
“In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009, Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. He weighs 7 lbs. 14 oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes.”
Hmmm. Seems like Sparrow’s arrival should have been announced by TWEET. Ha! Get it…? Bird… Tweet…? Yeah, yeah, I know —
The newborn joins older sister Harlow Winter Kate Madden, both of whom sadly lose out to Heidi Klum and Seal’s sons for the not-so-coveted title of Longest Celebrity Baby Name EVER.