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Children’s Birthday Cakes Gone Wrong: Barbie Edition

Uh-oh.  Run for your lives, kids!  …AND BRING YOUR SUGARY SWEETS WITH YOU!

This is what happens when you feed the emaciated Barbie after midnight:

She turns into part princess, part cake monster!  ROAR!

Look out!  No sugary sweet is safe from Barbie Monster’s ravenous rampage. (Well… EXCEPT a holiday fruit cake.  Even a famished monster wouldn’t want any part of that raisin-filled, dubiously edible weapon of mass destruction concoction).


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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

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