Prior to today, the only thing I could tell you about Tisha Campbell was that she once sued Mah-tin Lawrence for sexual harassment. I have no idea what came of that lawsuit, if anything; however, I’m sure the fact that Mah-tin subsequently had major success with that godforsaken film Wild Hogs — Yes! They made so much money that they’re planning on torturing us with Wild Hogs Two, for crying out loud! — only added insult to (alleged) injury for Tisha.
Which may explain why she has taken out her frustrations on her poor newborn son by naming him EZEKIEL CZAR.
Take a moment to let that sink in: Ezekiel. Czar. Then try saying it five times fast. EZEKIELCZAR. EZEKIELCZAR. EZEKIELCZAR. EZEKIELCZAR. EZEKIELCZAR!
The unwittingly named baby, who wasn’t due until the 21st, still managed to weigh in at a VERY healthy 9 lbs., 9 oz and is 23 inches long. Ezekiel joins big brother Xen, 8, who is thankful he no longer has the most, um, unusual name in the house.