Celebrity Baby Name of the Week So Far

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Prior to today, the only thing I could tell you about Tisha Campbell was that she once sued Mah-tin Lawrence for sexual harassment.  I have no idea what came of that lawsuit, if anything; however, I’m sure the fact that Mah-tin subsequently had major success with that godforsaken film Wild Hogs — Yes!  They made so much money that they’re planning on torturing us with Wild Hogs Two, for crying out loud! — only added insult to (alleged) injury for Tisha.

Which may explain why she has taken out her frustrations on her poor newborn son by naming him EZEKIEL CZAR.

Take a moment to let that sink in:  Ezekiel. Czar.  Then try saying it five times fast.  EZEKIELCZAR.  EZEKIELCZAR.  EZEKIELCZAR.  EZEKIELCZAR.  EZEKIELCZAR!

*AHEM*

The unwittingly named baby, who wasn’t due until the 21st, still managed to weigh in at a VERY healthy 9 lbs., 9 oz and is 23 inches long.  Ezekiel joins big brother Xen, 8, who is thankful he no longer has the most, um, unusual name in the house.

EZEKIELCZAR!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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