Potent Sperm Linked to High IQs, Say Scientists with High IQs

Psychologists have determined that men with the highest IQs also have the healthiest sperm.

Coincidentally, those psychologists likely have high IQs.  But I’m sure there is no bias…!  No bias at all.

(Stay tuned for next week’s research revealing that scientists have the largest penises!)

The findings could explain why some of the world’s most intelligent men have so many female admirers despite their lack of conventional good looks.  As could the size of their bank accounts.

The results also suggest that being smart and funny might have developed as a signal to women looking for a mate with healthy genes.

According to the research, conducted by the evolutionary psychologist Professor Geoffrey Miller of the University of New Mexico, men who scored high on a battery of intelligence tests boasted high counts of healthy sperm.  Meanwhile, low scorers tended to have fewer and more sickly sperm.

In other news, Jim Bob Duggar declared the smartest man in the WORLD!