Pole Dance Doll Arms Young Girls with Useful Job Skill Set

If Miley Cyrus has taught us anything, it’s that you can never start pole dancing too early.  And now, thankfully, there’s a new educational Pole Dance doll to help young girls get a leg up (so to speak)!   It flashes!  It goes up and down, and round and round!

Just in time to put the “Ho Ho Ho” under your Christmas tree this year.

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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  • Look! She’s groping her crotch too! Whattaya wanna bet she’s got a neon pink tiger-print thong on under that dress?