Candy's Column
Heil Hand Sanitizer
CANDY: You know, you should really wash your hands before holding the baby.
MR. CANDY: [ROLLS EYES] Yes, dear.
CANDY: Well, you’ve been flying all day! Planes are a hotbed for germs…
MR. CANDY: You’re turning into one of those Nazi moms.
CANDY: Oh no, you di-in’t!
[SUBTEXT: “You have two seconds before I throw a bottle of Purell santizer at your head.”]