Young Moms Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears Spark Debate with — GASP! — Bikinis

Considering the drama that’s dominated the Spears sisters’ lives the past few years — teenage pregnancies, shaved heads and custody battles… oh my! — these recent pictures of Britney and Jamie Lynn relaxing by the pool in Miami seem downright boring in comparison.  Right…?  Well, not if you ask Us Weekly‘s readers, who never fail to disappoint with their eloquent insight into pop culture and human behavior.

A few of the more wise comments made by the magazine’s readers about these pictures of the young mothers (with my responses to their observations):

9:15 PM Anonymous Says:

NO RUMORS ABOUT IT…THEY ARE LESLIANS….I CAN SAY WHAT I LIKE, ITS A FREE WORLD & I HAVE FREE SPEECH….YOU DON’T LIKE IT? DON’T READ IT!

Candy says:  In case you’re not as educated as this reader, a “leslian” is a person whose sexual orientation is to women and men named “Leslie.”

8:50 PM tina Says:

Sorry, nudity has its place, and it is not in public. Period. They look like skanks.

Candy says: That’s right!  They should know better than to go out nak — um, what?

7:31 PM Anonymous Says:

They really should put some clothes on!!
They are mothers-aren’t They?

Candy says:  Yes!  And all mothers should be forced to wear the “mom uniform” of flesh-covering sweatsuits or khakis.  Bathing suits should NOT allowed for the child-bearing set.  Ew.

7:06 PM Anonymous Says:

I enjoy watching others in their bikinis. I am a guy and I wear Speedo type swimwear whenever I can. I would like for US to show both sexes in bikini swimwear.

Candy says:  You and me both, buddy.  You and me both.

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

3 CommentsLeave a comment

  • oh, gosh you guys are so disgusting! they can’t wear a bikini and are sluts because they have children!? thats just rediculous! stop being jealous! just because your a mom doesn’t mean you have to be FULLY covered up all the time! it’s summer!

  • is Jamie Lynn Spears already a mom???
    i mean what the!!!

    shes my idol!!! my crush!!! and i think i love her!!!