Father of the Year Contender: Lil Wayne Having Two Babies with Two Baby Mamas

Aug 20, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: ,

LilWayneLil Wayne’s LIL’er WAYNE has been quite busy lately, with the rapper confirming speculation he is expecting two babies — with two different women (on/off girlfriend Nivea and actress Lauren London) — this year.  The 25-year-old already already has a 9-year-old daughter, Reginae, from his marriage to childhood sweetheart Antonia Carter, and he is father to son Dwayne Michael Carter III.  That mother’s identity is unknown.

I know, I know… he really needs to have more kids.  With more women!

Lil Wayne hadn’t addressed the baby rumors until a recent radio interview in which Power 106 broadcaster Fuzzy said to Wayne:

“Lauren London, she fine (sic). She very pregnant (sic) with your baby,” to which Wayne replied, “Very pregnant, yes.”

Oh, that Lil Wayne:  He no fire blanks (sic).

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5 Responses to “Father of the Year Contender: Lil Wayne Having Two Babies with Two Baby Mamas”

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  1. hmmmm says:

    is something supposed to be wrong with having children with more than one mother? is this really directed at lil’ wayne, or the high percentages of readers who have kids with more than one partner? higher for men, and even higher for black men. do you have any indication that this man mistreats his children in any way?

    i’m thinking maybe you should keep your prejudices to yourself.

  2. lyndsey says:

    its candy’s site. she can write what she wants. u dont like it dont read it. and to normal ppl this situation would b embarrassing. having multiple children by multiple ppl. have some standards. what u fine ok in your life others dont think the same.

  3. Dali says:

    hmmmm I really hope you are just either joking or being sarcastic.

    I highly doubt this was done out a prejudice on Candy’s behalf. You really cannot say you think it is a good thing that a man is expecting two children from two different women at the same time. Now having children with more than one person is not a problem, sometimes oops’s happen, or their love was not strong enough to keep them together. But this was not a case of any of those.
    Not to mention the fact that he is having unprotected sex with multiple women. That is how STD’s are rapidly spreading. He could be infecting innocent people, which is neither humorous or to be taken lightly.
    So I suggest you take the jokes for what they are and know when things are put on this site they are all in good fun.
    PS:Stop taking life so seriously!

  4. nyetmama says:

    hmmmm Candy does everything tongue in cheek. She is not being prejudiced about anything. And yes this is her site so she is free to lampoon any celebrity. I’ve followed her for years and can tell you that I have never been offended by what’s she written. It is all in good fun and I look forward to her witty snapshots about the socially inane celebrities that give the human race a bad name. Also, yes it is gross that this dude is dropping babies with different mothers because it shows his lack of committment to someone and his lack of respect for himself as what we call a man/male. Candy, keep rocking baby!

  5. Lil Wayne says:

    Great… That’s all we need in this world, more idiot bastard children.



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