Birth Announcements Gone Horribly Wrong
Aug 17, 2009 | Filed Under: Satire | Tags: Birth Announcements
When researching girl birth announcements, it quickly became clear I had three thematic options: pink and white; pink and brown; pink and more pink. So we went with — hold on to your hats here — pink. I’d initially had visions of a, um, less pink and more original birth announcement. You know, something with color! Humor! Personality!
But when you’re running on two hours of sleep and have yellow baby poop in your hair…? A personality-filled birth announcement becomes less of a priority. I just wanted to get those freakin’ things in the mail. Bring on the pink!
In my deliriously exhausted state, however, I wondered: What if if some people were to be completely truthful with their announcements? I’m guessing they might look something like this:
Yeah, maybe pink’s not so bad, after all.
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Debutante says:
Those are great !! I love the first one best !
August 17th, 2009 at 10:49 am -Gina from Oregon says:
hilarious!
August 17th, 2009 at 12:46 pm -Moonlight Dancer says:
ROFLMAO @ Rhythm Method Sucks
August 17th, 2009 at 5:12 pm -nyetmama says:
Wow, I think the 2nd one announcing Lillian Louise and insert baby daddy here is so 21st century and so progressive!
August 18th, 2009 at 9:32 am -Trisha says:
Where did you get your announcements at? Could we see one? I LOVE the first one here! XD
August 20th, 2009 at 9:01 pm -