Not Everyone Has Baby Fever

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From the moment Marcy realized she no longer had first dibs on my lap, she has been sulking like Paris Hilton cut off from an open bar.  Her head has become so heavy, it has rarely left the ground.   Oh, woe is her!

Mr. Candy and I had often surmised how the kitties would react to the baby, seeing as they’ve been the rulers of our household for eight years, and we’d assumed Matty would be the one to react adversely, while Marcy’s usually strong maternal instincts would kick in.  Um, WRONG!   Just goes to show what perceptive parents we are!  Fatty Matty seems to have taken to the baby quickly, often sitting next to her swing and protecting her.   Meanwhile Marcy, a longtime mama’s girl, is devastated by Skylar’s arrival, and is no doubt praying we return her to the godforsaken store we got her from in exchange for a big ol’ bag of kibble.  Sooner rather than later.

Chicks, man.  They can be such drama queens.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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4 Comments

  1. Eize

    August 5, 2009 at 9:11 am

    Well, Skylar DID usurp her throne (i.e., your lap).

  2. Sharon

    August 5, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    Poor Marcy. I feel for her, but she’ll adjust!

  3. LanaLou

    August 6, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    That picture broke my heart a little bit. Look at her face… *sniff*

  4. Debutante

    August 8, 2009 at 11:54 am

    LOL !! That picture is hilarious ! Hope she adjusts soon !

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