Babies
The Not-So-Glamorous Life of Baby Models
You may think the life of a baby model is all high fashion and glamorous parties with milk-a-tinis at Chuck E. Cheese’s. As The Laughing Stork’s hard-hitting investigation into the Baby Modeling World reveals, however, there is a darker side:
Future Blackmail
Or, should I say, cheekier side.
“Wait until I get a hold of my agent,” one of the models was overheard grumbling at this BabyLegs photo shoot. “My mom is so fired.”
Sure, those leg warmers are cute. But when even a 10-month-old is too embarrassed to show his face and is on the lookout for a get-away car… it may be time to kindly offer him some real pants. And encourage him to consider a career in law instead.