‘Jon & Kate Plus 8′ Plus One = Giddy Tabloids

Once again, I’ve gotten sucked into this silly Gosselin family drama!  Damn you, Jon Gosselin and your new lady child, er… I mean, friend!

While the tabloid media has been pummeling reality “star” Kate Gosselin for her “controlling” ways and Cockatoo-inspired hairstyle, her estranged hubby Jon Gosselin, 32, has been gettin’ busy with the 22-year-old daughter of the plastic surgeon who performed Kate’s tummy tuck in 2006.  D’oh!

Yessir, just weeks after splitting from his wife of 10 years, Jon turned up in St. Tropez hand-in-hand with Hailey Glassman, who also has a lovely rap sheet for marijuana possession.  The lovebirds spent the weekend along the French Riviera — while his eight kids stayed with Kate at the family’s Pennsylvania home — so Jon could finalize a deal to design his own line of children’s clothing with Ed Hardy, a designer he often wore on “Jon & Kate Plus 8.”  And this is a shocker:  Jon’s kids will model his designs in ads for the line.

Hailey will also have a hand in creating the fashions.  Which makes sense.  Given she is almost as close in age to Jon’s oldest children as she is to Jon, she’s obviously more in touch with the market than he.

And if this co-designing career doesn’t work out for Hailey, she always has a promising career as a, um, plant inspector:

I’m not private investigator, but I suspect alcohol was involved.

[Source]

About author View all posts Author's Website

Candy

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *