As an expectant mother, I have frequently tapped into THE most reliable source of medical advice in the universe: the World Wide Web. Because everybody knows the Internet only dispenses information that is one-hundred-percent accurate.
This is especially true of Yahoo! Answers, where “you can ask questions on any topic and get answers from real people.” In fact, I was so impressed with the insightful questions and breadth of medical knowledge on this question-and-answer site, that I’ve decided to highlight the true gems in an ongoing column:
(What a terrible and untrue thing to say! — Leafy Green Candy)
(Something tells me Marley’s mother smoked weed while HE was in the womb.)
(Amen. –Sister Candy)
(This explains how Andy Dick was conceived.)