Things That Make You Go “Hmmmm”: Sleep Support for Lactating Breasts

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A company called Kush (“Supports Like a Dream”) offers an “anatomically contoured accessory” to help big-breasted and nursing women sleep better.  This, um, plastic accessory, is slipped between the breasts, thereby supporting the ta-tas and providing a more restful night’s sleep.

As a fairly well-endowed lady, myself, I can’t say The Girls have ever prevented me from sleeping.  But, hey, if there are women want some Kushion for the Pushin’, more power to ‘em.   I mean, the chick in the following video obviously just LOVES The Kush!  Although if I were her, I’d consider the fact that her discomfort was not so much about her boobies, but rather the fact that she was sleeping in A FREAKING CORSET.

And if you don’t feel like dishing out $55 for The Kush, you can always get a Mr. Softee Dong for just $19.95! What a bargain.  Pretty sure it extends the same, er, benefits.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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  1. EverydayM

    June 23, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    On the surface, this seems like a silly product. But, as as woman that has lactated thrice, it really is a good idea.

    You will see, Candy, you will see.

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