Things That Make You Go “Hmmmm”: Sleep Support for Lactating Breasts
A company called Kush (“Supports Like a Dream”) offers an “anatomically contoured accessory” to help big-breasted and nursing women sleep better. This, um, plastic accessory, is slipped between the breasts, thereby supporting the ta-tas and providing a more restful night’s sleep.
As a fairly well-endowed lady, myself, I can’t say The Girls have ever prevented me from sleeping. But, hey, if there are women want some Kushion for the Pushin’, more power to ‘em. I mean, the chick in the following video obviously just LOVES The Kush! Although if I were her, I’d consider the fact that her discomfort was not so much about her boobies, but rather the fact that she was sleeping in A FREAKING CORSET.
And if you don’t feel like dishing out $55 for The Kush, you can always get a Mr. Softee Dong for just $19.95! What a bargain. Pretty sure it extends the same, er, benefits.