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It’s a Girl — and Another Girl! — for Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have said buh-bye to sleep and hello to their newborn girls, as their surrogate just gave birth to twins.

The babies were born this morning at the East Ohio Regional Hospital in Martins Ferry, according to WTRF.

Marion Loretta Elwell weighed 5 lbs., 11 oz, and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 lbs. “Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker’s side,” they explained in their OBS (Official Baby Statement).

Hope the girls are healthy and — this is VERY important — have small feet, so they can inherit their petite mom’s kick-ass shoe collection.

Mazel tov, you crazy kids!

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

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