It’s Official: Gisele Bündchen Has a Bün in the Oven

PreggersIn news sure to ruin Bridget Moynahan’s day, sources have confirmed that Gisele Bündchen and new hubby, New England Patriots quarterback husband Tom Brady, are indeed expecting a baby and are “ecstatic.” She is due early next year.

Speculation has grown since pictures showing the model in Brazil this week surfaced showing what seems to be a perceptible bump.  Of course, given the styles these days, just about anybody can appear pregnant.  Hell, I’m STILL able to wear a ton of my old clothes which, pre-pregnancy, made me look like I was about four months along.

The gender of the Brady-Bündchen bambino is not yet known; however, given the parents, the baby is expected to be about 48 inches long.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

1 Comment

  1. Rebecca

    Jun 20, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    I thought she was a hermaphrodite…
    Ah, whatever.