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Pregnant Man Pops Out Yet Another One

"You sure that's not just last night's lasagna?"

Thomas Beatie, a.k.a. “Pregnant Man,” has given birth to his second child, a bouncing baby boy, reports The Official Pregnant Man News Bureau, a.k.a. “20/20.”

Sources close to the couple say that it was a “natural childbirth” and that they have not yet decided on the boy’s name.  Thomas’ wife, Nancy, 46, will be breastfeeding their son, as she did with their daughter, Susan Juliette, who was born last June.

Popping out two kids in one year?  Yowza.  At this point, his lady business is probably praying he completes the gender reassignment surgery.

For those who crave more details about Thomas and his growing family, don’t worry — a multi-page spread in People magazine and EXCLUSIVE broadcast interview with Baba Wawa is sure to follow.

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

8 comments

  • Congratulations Thomas I watched your interview with Babara.That’s why I know you were expecting the 2nd child.

  • I think there are drugs you can take to make you produce milk?? But I’ve heard using breastmilk from someone other than the mom isn’t a good idea because babies can get allergies and other things from the breast milk donator whereas they build an immunity to those things from the birth mother when they’re in the womb.

    • It’s the same person Jane cook yeah im 16in a half and im pregnant and im am 3 months along and i hope that im having a girl because if i am then im naming her Miley!!!

      • you are retarded but not as retarded as that girl that wants to be a man, what has the world come to? i am disgusted by the whole society im going to move to canada. they are normal there

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