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Mom Mistakes The White House for The Shite House

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Mom Mistakes The White House for The Shite House

"Is there a Diaper Genie in the Lincoln Bedroom?"

A woman raised a few eyebrows (and offended a few noses) at the White House when she forwent the usual, you know, restroom and instead changed her baby’s diaper on an elegant antique bench in the historic Cross Hall, near the East Room.

Thankfully, a Reuters photographer was there to capture the momentous event.

Not surprisingly, a military usher approached the woman to suggest she refrain from using the Leader of the Free World’s furniture to clean her child’s dirty deuce.

Have some respect, woman!  Go somewhere more appropriate, where crap is always welcomed — like Capitol Hill.

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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