Lance Armstrong Welcomes Baby Boy with Impressive Gene Simmons Impression

Max does his best Gene Simmons impression

Lance Armstrong, who recently made a point of revealing that he broke up with fiancée Sheryl Crow because of her “ticking biological clock,”  has welcomed a baby boy with girlfriend (of, oh, 10 months) Anna Hansen — a 7 lb., 5 oz, 20-inch-long baby boy named Max.

Max also has the distinction of being the world’s youngest Tweeter:

“Wassup, world? My name is Max Armstrong and I just arrived. My Mommy is healthy and so am I!” Max writes in his Twitter post, which includes a photo of him in a cap and sticking his tongue out.

One day old, and his Tweets are already more entertaining and eloquent than Ashton Kutcher’s.

Lance also has three children with ex-wife Kristin. The children were conceived through in vitro fertilization with sperm frozen prior to Lance’s chemotherapy for testicular cancer.   Because of his condition, Lance has admitted that Max was a SURPRISE! — just like me.  We surprises are the best, Max; always keeping Mom and Dad on their toes.