Fun Game Time: Match the Baby with the Legume

Jun 4, 2009 | Filed Under: Satire | Tags:

Traditional pregnancy books and Web sites enjoy measuring babies’ prenatal growth and size in terms of foods, usually a fruit or a vegetable.

Test your baby’s knowledge of your baby’s legume status by matching the baby’s prenatal age with the corresponding food.  Good luck!

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3 Responses to “Fun Game Time: Match the Baby with the Legume”

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  1. lainey says:

    I am so confused by this… Last week a book said my baby was the size of a small melon (19 wks) and now this week (20 wks) the baby is the size of a large banana. Isn’t a melon, even a small one bigger than a large banana? I don’t even know what a turnip looks like, nevermind how freakin’ big an average one is…

  2. Candy says:

    Tell me about it, Lainey. Our baby is currently the size of a jicama — whatever the heck that is.

  3. lainey says:

    when my sis was pregnant they gave her little dolls the size of the baby at each appointment so she could share them with her other kids… at the time it was freaky, but now i wish she still had those dolls. there is a science musuem here in Portland (OMSI) with an exhibit showing each week of pregnancy (it’s real fetuses which were donated). i want to go back now that i am pregnant and freak myself out. ;)



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