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32-Week Ultrasound: Got Advil?

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32-Week Ultrasound: Got Advil?

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I swear I haven’t consumed a drop of alcohol since finding out I’m pregnant — yet here is a 32-week ultrasound of Baby Girl, looking just like I do when suffering from a massive hangover:

“Make the noises stop!  Please!”

Or maybe it’s all that frozen yogurt I’ve been eating.  Poor thing’s probably got the World’s Worst Case of Brain Freeze.  Wouldn’t be surprised if I ended up giving birth to a bouncing pint of Ben & Jerry’s Half-Baked Frozen Yogurt.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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