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End-of-Week News Deliveries: Drunk Baby Mamas; Bags-Turned-Breakfast Foods; Writing Nazis

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End-of-Week News Deliveries: Drunk Baby Mamas; Bags-Turned-Breakfast Foods; Writing Nazis

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Study reveals 1 in 8 women drink alcohol while pregnant.  Which explains why so many babies request a shot of Kahlua in their milk.  [UPI]

Tila Tequila announces on Twitter that she’s pregnant.  Methinks she’s hoping to give birth to some relevancy.  [CelebWarship]

Marni’s new slouchy “croissant” bag — not clear whether you should wear it or butter it.  [Bag Snob]

Babysitter arrested for leaving a one-year-old in the car while she played video games in gas station — wait, gas stations still have video games?  [AP]

“Best baby shower gifts:  toys for babies.”  Also, the Gift of Benjamin Franklin is always popular with Baby Mamas.  Just a classy tip from me to you.  [Examiner]

A mom relates her experience with the Writing Nazi.  [Teeny Manolo]

Small children not so expensive, after all, when you consider you no longer eat out, drink or go to the movies.  Um… yay?  [San Francisco Chronicle]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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