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66-Year-Old to Become Oldest British Woman to Give Birth

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66-Year-Old to Become Oldest British Woman to Give Birth

A 66-year-old woman who’s been “desperate to conceive for years” has finally gotten her wish:  the successful career woman and senior citizen discount recipient is pregnant with her first child.

Perfect timing, huh?  The two of them can share diapers!

Elizabeth Adeney, now eight months pregnant, flew to Ukraine where there is no age limit on IVF (unlike Britain and the U.S., which don’t offer treatment to women older than 50), becoming one of the so-called “fertility tourists.”

Sounds safe to me.  And if she needs lipo afterward, I hear there’s a fabulous plastic surgery clinic in the Colombian jungle.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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