Yearbook Photo Shows Teenage Girl Lacks Underwear, Any Semblance of Good Judgment

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I thought having five-feet-wide hair in MY yearbook photo was mortifying but, as kids continue to prove, things can always be worse…

A 16-year-old girl received her high school yearbook — yay! — only to discover her hoo hoo on full display — boo! — in one of the class pictures.

The teenager wisely did not wear underwear that day because she “didn’t want her panty lines to show.”  Excellent logic.  Oh, if only stores sold something called a “thong!”  If only.

The situation has been handled well by all involved…

No!  I kid!  The principal merely told the girl to “laugh it off”; the mother called the media to complain about her daughter’s vagina being published in the yearbook (coincidentally, yearbook sales have been through the roof!); and the girl is still patting herself on the back for avoiding panty lines.

Key quote from a supportive classmate:

“When I saw it, I kind of flipped out. I was like, ‘Oh my God’, but I think that she’s probably like really horrified,” said sophomore Caitlin Darden.

Like, totally.

The Laughing Stork sources say Sickles High School is considering changing its mascot to the beaver in honor of this event.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

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  • Any Semblance of Good Judgment, none at all, the photo shows nothing, and until she opened her trap, it looks like she has the same color underwear as her dress… it is her dress, pressed into her lap by the hand in her lap. to bad her mom wishes that she had of just let it all hang out, she could have sued for more.

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