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Pop Quiz: The Gangsta Baby Doll

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Pop Quiz: The Gangsta Baby Doll

“Wassup, bitches?”

This “Benjino” Gangsta Baby Doll was inspired by what?

1)  Carrot Top:  The Vanilla Ice Wannabe Years;

2)  A new line of toys guaranteed to give you and your kids nightmares for many years to come;

3)  Chucky‘s alter ego, Gangsta Chuck-E;

4)  A toymaker who clearly needs to share his large stash of drugs with us;

5)  None of the above.  This doll was inspired by __________________.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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