Apple Approves Disturbing ‘Baby Shaker’ App (Yet My iPhone Still Can’t Text Photos)

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Wow.  And here I thought Facebook’s “What kind of sandal are you?” application was stupid…

Apple approved a pretty horrifying app called “Baby Shaker,” which displays a picture of a baby and plays crying sounds. The only way to make it stop is to shake your iPhone really hard, after which two X’s will be placed over the baby’s eyes — implying, of course, that the baby is dead.

No joke.

As you can imagine, there was a teensy bit of backlash, and Apple has since pulled the application from its store.

I know what you’re thinking right now:  Given this development, what kind of sandal is Apple?  I don’t have the Facebook app handy, but I would have to go with a Legwarmer Sandal:

Tries too hard to be outrageous and makes you uncomfortable — and never in good taste.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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