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Heidi Klum and Seal Having Yet Another Baby in Quest for World Domination

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Heidi Klum and Seal Having Yet Another Baby in Quest for World Domination

Look out, Brangelina — Heidi Klum and Seal are catchin’ up to ya!

Sources confirm that the model-mogul is expecting her fourth child with music-man hubby and super-sperminator Seal.  The couple already has two sons together, Henry Günther Ademola Dashtu Samuel, 3, and Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel, 2 — both of whom may have the longest names EVER.   Seal is also the adoptive father of Heidi’s daughter, Helene “Leni” Klum (who turns 5 next month), whom she had with Italian businessman Flavio Briatore… a man who clearly deserves the “Father of the Decade” award.

Heidi is apparently almost four months pregnant.

Four kids under the age of five… I became tired just TYPING that sentence.

Congrats, you crazy kids!

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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