As you can imagine, I get quite a bit of feedback from fans, foes and the inebriated — much of which is even MORE entertaining than watching the Duggar clan — GASP! — meet their idol Kirk Cameron for the first time. Yes, if you can believe it! I’ve already received a few gems since “officially” launching The Laughing Stork and realized it was rather selfish of me to keep them to myself. So I’ve decided to share this wealth of goodies with you. (All are real; however, identities have been removed to protect the not-so-innocent.)
…i wish you the best but pregnancy and children generally are a horrible depressing business to me. I have flashbacks of my mum yelling at me, my brother being nasty and my baby sister screaming, screaming, screaming. Why would anyone choose to do that? At the best of times it looks a helluva lot like slavery. I’ve got my cat and turtle and lovely husband and sorry, it just ain’t funny to me and i don’t wanna know.
Dear Ray of Sunshine,
Have you ever considered a career in Hallmark’s Baby Shower copywriting division? I sense a real talent for evoking warmth and sentimentality with your words!
Candy the Slave
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Dear Celebrity Semen Patrolman:
A little sweet-talking — and one big roofie-tini.
money grabbing narcissist? are you talking about yourself with your image in the top corner and taking payment for advertisements on your site?
Dear Perceptive One,
Why, yes, I AM! Now, please excuse me as I go roll around in my millions and watch myself do so in the mirror…
Candy, the Greatest and Richest Blogger IN THE UNIVERSE
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Dear Serious Art Collector,
Join the club, buddy. Join the club.