Celebrity Spawn
Deep Thoughts by Levon Roan Hawke
“DUDE. Goatees are so 1992. Just like your movie career.”
“DUDE. Goatees are so 1992. Just like your movie career.”
“What’s a baby gotta do to get some shades around here?” Ford thinks. “The glare from...
“We’re in the most exciting city in the world and we’re taking a freakin’ carriage ride? ...
Awwww. Must be “Take Your Kids to Work” day at American Idol. Wonder if Seacrest brought...
Oh, Suri. You’re almost five years old. Five! Old enough to know you’re doing it ALL...
“Huh. Maybe wearing my $700 suede boots in this sand wasn’t the best idea I’ve ever...