Woman Gives Birth to Twins with Different Fathers

Not actual twins; just underpaid reenactment actors

In a story way more juicy than I ever wrote for The Bold and the Beautiful, a Polish woman gave birth to fraternal twins, a boy and a girl, with different fathers after sleeping with both her husband and her lov-ah in a short amount of time.

Busy, busy lady.

Ms. HornyPants then filed for divorce after her husband said he was not the babydaddy and did not want to pay child support.  Can’t imagine why he was so irate!  However, DNA tests reveal that the husband is, indeed the father of the baby boy, while the little girl is a sister from another mister.

The doctor who conducted the DNA tests said it is only the seventh such case in the world.  Turns out, it can happen when an ovulating woman produces two eggs and has sex with two partners in a short period of time.

And the soap opera-worthy saga continues:  Local media reports that the woman is now living with both babies and her lover-slash-(co)babydaddy.  It is only a matter of time until we find out her lover SWITCHED the results in the lab — where he poisoned the security guard, who’s currently in a coma! — and her husband is actually the father of both kids.  (What?  You think I’ve watched/written too many soap operas…?)