Weekly News Update: Suri and Maddox’s Style Showdown & The Chick Who Breastfeeds Her Maltese

It’s never too early for kids to learn it’s what’s on the outside that matters — so kudos for teaching them that lesson by pitting Suri and Maddox against each other in a “Who Wore It Best?” column!  [HollyBaby]

Meet (and, oh yes, see) the woman who BREASTFEEDS HER DOG.  Surprisingly, she is single.  [PMU Magazine]

Selma Blair announces she is pregnant with new boyfriend’s baby, proving there really is a birth control shortage in Hollywood.  [Us Weekly]

The article that has rocked the mommyblogosphere:  “Why Chinese Mothers Are Superior.”  [WSJ]

Kelsey Grammer is a cross-dresser, his bitter soon-to-be-wife Camille insinuates.  Before you know it, Kelsey will be fighting back with shocking revelations of his own, like Camille — GASP! — has gotten plastic surgery.  [Daily Mail]

Fifteen years from now, my kids are going to be submitting stories about me to this column:  “Parents Just Don’t Understand.” [CollegeHumor]