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Fashion Police: Worst Dressed Awards at the 2011 Golden Globes

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Fashion Police: Worst Dressed Awards at the 2011 Golden Globes

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Most willing to be butt of inappropriate “Golden Globes” jokes:  January Jones.

Lifetime achievement award for consistently bringing the crazy to the red carpet:  Helena Bonham Carter.

Best blonde Snooki impersonation:  Christina Aguilera.

Most creative environmentalist (for recycling old lingerie into a, um, “dress”): Halle Berry.

Most likely to be the victim of a Seinfeld-esque “Puffy Shirt” incident, wherein she unknowingly agreed to wear a designer’s one-sleeved Puffy Dress: Julianne Moore.

Most creative way of dealing with a “bad eyebrow day”:  Sandra Bullock and Her Bangs.

Best Attempt at Matching Ensemble to Skin and Hair:  Tilda Swinton

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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