Word of the Day: Parenting

Jun 2, 2010 | Filed Under: Storktionary | Tags:

Parenting: Filled with special moments

Parenting (n.)

1.  A fine-tuned mixture of joy, negotiation and guerrilla warfare.

2.  What we should do very carefully, and with much kindness, because our kids will choose our nursing homes.

3.  Raising children to become happy, healthy, productive adults, so we can laugh when they have their own children who demolish their homes and ruin their sex lives.

4.  The art of not only teaching our children, but also learning things from them — such as how much patience we have.

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  1. WordfiendNo Gravatar says:

    Love the picture. (We had the exact same Pepto Bismol pink tiles in a former bathroom. They didn’t stay that way for long.)



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