Feb 4, 2010
Miley Cyrus’ Kid Sister Helps Launch Risqué Clothing Line for 12-and-Under Set
File this under: Why I plan to force my daughter to wear sweatsuits until she’s 40.
Miley Cyrus’ 9-year-old sister, Noah, and her best friend Emily Grace Reaves, 8, have teamed up to create a “trendy” and “edgy” new fashion line for Ooh! La, La! Couture.
And by “trendy” and “edgy,” they mean streetwalker-esque.
Emily Grace, the actress who played Cindy Lou in “Hannah Montana: The Movie” is shown in the below promotional video dressed as every parent’s worst nightmare. (Unless, of course, that parent happens to have the last name “Cyrus” or “Lohan.) The pint-sized blonde is seen showing off a revealing leopard-print mini-dress, fishnets and fingerless black gloves ensemble to Miley Cyrus.
Naturally, Miley approves.
Seriously, girls, mini-hooker outfits are SO 2009. Sweatsuits are HAWT! What’s that –? You’re not interested in fashion advice from an old lady who uses words like “HAWT,” you say? Okay, fine. Then I won’t tell you that the coolest swimwear this summer is going to be head-to-toe wetsuits! (Right off the runways of Milan. I swear.)
With thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Terry, for the tip!
Terry
says:
“Welcome to http://www.oohlalacouture.com! We are sorry, but our site is temporarily offline for site maintenance.”
Yeah Temporarily Offline…pending an FBI investigation for selling PERV clothing for lil girls. FAIL
What’s next Walmart selling Bratz stripper-pole Barbies? nightmare
Miley Cyrus is like school on Thanksgiving Day, No Class!!!!!
February 4th, 2010 at 4:25 pm -Cowgirl in the Sand
says:
I’m sure you’ve already stocked up on these for Skylar, but in case you didn’t know, they are having a WICKED sale (and by “wicked” I mean “hawt”). http://www.modest-swimwear.net/swimsuitpictures.htm
Maybe you could pick up a few for her future sister wives.
February 4th, 2010 at 5:05 pm -Candy
says:
Oh yes, we are nothing if not “Simply Modest.” In fact, I got the “Tonya” for myself.
February 4th, 2010 at 8:35 pm -SAC
says:
i just love her
February 8th, 2010 at 6:39 am -don know when she ll come to india
that_girl
says:
Noah looks like a little Sarah Jessica Parker in that picture.
February 22nd, 2010 at 9:09 am -