Miley Cyrus’ Kid Sister Helps Launch Risqué Clothing Line for 12-and-Under Set

Feb 4, 2010 | Filed Under: Featured,K-6,Kids,Kids' Products,Pop Culture,Style | Tags: Just Wrong

File this under: Why I plan to force my daughter to wear sweatsuits until she’s 40.

Miley Cyrus’ 9-year-old sister, Noah, and her best friend Emily Grace Reaves, 8, have teamed up to create a “trendy” and “edgy” new fashion line for Ooh! La, La! Couture.

And by “trendy” and “edgy,” they mean streetwalker-esque.

Emily Grace, the actress who played Cindy Lou in “Hannah Montana: The Movie” is shown in the below promotional video dressed as every parent’s worst nightmare. (Unless, of course, that parent happens to have the last name “Cyrus” or “Lohan.) The pint-sized blonde is seen showing off a revealing leopard-print mini-dress, fishnets and fingerless black gloves ensemble to Miley Cyrus.

Naturally, Miley approves.

Seriously, girls, mini-hooker outfits are SO 2009. Sweatsuits are HAWT! What’s that –? You’re not interested in fashion advice from an old lady who uses words like “HAWT,” you say? Okay, fine. Then I won’t tell you that the coolest swimwear this summer is going to be head-to-toe wetsuits! (Right off the runways of Milan. I swear.)

With thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Terry, for the tip!

6 Responses to “Miley Cyrus’ Kid Sister Helps Launch Risqué Clothing Line for 12-and-Under Set”

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Terry says:

“Welcome to http://www.oohlalacouture.com! We are sorry, but our site is temporarily offline for site maintenance.”

Yeah Temporarily Offline…pending an FBI investigation for selling PERV clothing for lil girls. FAIL

What’s next Walmart selling Bratz stripper-pole Barbies? nightmare

Miley Cyrus is like school on Thanksgiving Day, No Class!!!!!
February 4th, 2010 at 4:25 pm - Reply
Cowgirl in the Sand says:

I’m sure you’ve already stocked up on these for Skylar, but in case you didn’t know, they are having a WICKED sale (and by “wicked” I mean “hawt”). http://www.modest-swimwear.net/swimsuitpictures.htm

Maybe you could pick up a few for her future sister wives.
February 4th, 2010 at 5:05 pm - Reply
Candy says:

Oh yes, we are nothing if not “Simply Modest.” In fact, I got the “Tonya” for myself.
February 4th, 2010 at 8:35 pm - Reply
SAC says:

i just love her
don know when she ll come to india
February 8th, 2010 at 6:39 am - Reply
that_girl says:

Noah looks like a little Sarah Jessica Parker in that picture.
February 22nd, 2010 at 9:09 am - Reply
April Royse says:

Have you seen this video? miley cyrus giving a lap dance to 40 yer old producer! disgusting
May 14th, 2010 at 2:15 am - Reply