Octomom Unveils Bikini Body, Claims No Plastic Surgery
Jan 21, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: OctoMom, Yeah Right
Nadya Suleman, 34, is celebrating her octuplets’ one-year birthday as any caring mother would: by posing in a bikini on the cover of Star Magazine.
Yup, it’s the requisite “MY NEW BIKINI BODY”/”HOW I GOT MY BODY BACK” story!
She claims she has had no surgery and lost the weight with exercise. Which obviously includes running (off at the mouth to the media). And let me guess: she lost the stretch marks with cocoa butter! Cocoa butter sprinkled with a little bit of magic.
“I would feel like I cheated,” she tells Star of eschewing surgery. “I wanted to prove to myself that I can do it on my own, naturally. My friends call me Rubber Band because I always snapped back so quickly after my other kids!”
Well, she may not have gone under the knife, but she has sure been under one hell of a BRUSH. An airbrush the size of Texas, that is.
Mette
says:
How does she find the time to exercise? I only have one kid I barely have time to tie my shoes.
January 21st, 2010 at 1:57 am -Bonni
says:
Uh, wait. Her… friends? Nadya Suleman has friends? I find that more difficult to believe than the idea that she wasn’t Photoshopped for that cover!
January 21st, 2010 at 7:55 am -rockie
says:
It bothers me that this woman is getting away with so much crap. The childrens welfare is hanging in the balance and she seems to get everything she wants to feed her self absorbed life. The law should find a way to protect these children and Nadya not get so much luxury.
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:13 pm -