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Laughing Stork Sports Edition: Yao Ming Becoming a Big Daddy

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Laughing Stork Sports Edition: Yao Ming Becoming a Big Daddy

Houston Rockets center Yao Ming and wife Ye Li are expecting their first baby, according to reports.

The news was accidentally revealed by Ye’s close friend Miao Lijie who is her former teammate on China’s women’s basketball team, when attending a show in Shanghai. When asked why Ye did not come with her, Miao said a “pregnant woman deserves less public activities.”

Oops.  Miao had better throw one hell of a baby shower!

Yao checks in at 7’6″, and the wife is also no slouch at 6’2″.   Which means they are likely to hear the pitter-patter of, um, rather big feet.

Yao has been out with a foot injury.  So instead of making lay-ups, he apparently decided to make babies!  Congrats, guys.  Or, as they say in Mandarin, [INSERT PROPER CHARACTERS HERE]!

Didn’t know I was bilingual, did you?

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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