Jan 26, 2010

Diddy Celebrates Son’s Sweet Sixteen in Usual Modest Fashion

While most parents help their kids celebrate the big 1-6 with a choice between chocolate or vanilla — or, ooohhh, marble! — cake, Diddy gave HIS son Justin Dior Combs a brand new silver Maybach.

No, not a Maytag.  A Maybach.  The price tag of this li’l Sweet Sixteen gift…?  Three-hundred-sixty-thousand buckeroos.  Or approximately $359,985 more than a marble cake.

Is that all the poor kid got?!, you’re no doubt wondering.  Thankfully, Justin wasn’t forced to settle for just a lousy luxury car:  Diddy’s boy also had a “lavish” bash at M2 Ultralounge club in NYC, where rapper Lil’ Kim performed.  Justin apparently sat above the crowd on a THRONE (I would expect nothing else from the Didster) that was on the stage, all while MTV cameras rolled for an upcoming episode of “My Super Sweet Sixteen.”

Diddy also gave his son a $10,000 check to open a bank account — which Justin is donating to Haiti relief.  Well, hard to poke fun at that.

Hmmmm.  Diddy calls his son Justin DIOR.   Kelly Rutherford names her son HERMES.  That’s it…!  It’s decided:  I’m naming my next kid Banana Republic.  And Banana had better be happy to settle for marble cake.