Dec 10, 2009

Kourtney Kardashian Plans to Breastfeed for Five Years

Yet another reason to be thrilled the Kardashians are continuing to reproduce…

Khloe Kardashian eloquently tells Rachael Ray about her pregnant sister:

“Kourtney was like, ‘I’m so excited. I don’t have to cook for five years!  And I go, ‘What do you mean?’  She’s like, ‘I’m gonna breastfeed.’ I go, ‘For five years?’  She has, like, no idea!”

Well, her son will certainly be popular when it’s his turn to bring in a snack for the entire Kindergarten class.


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6 Responses to “Kourtney Kardashian Plans to Breastfeed for Five Years”

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  1. MetteNo Gravatar says:

    I am happy I’m not invited over for dinner – EVER

  2. Gina from OregonNo Gravatar says:

  3. NewbNo Gravatar says:

    Thanks. You just made coffee shoot out my nose. All over the keyboard. Classy.
    Seriously though – can anyone be THAT clueless? Please tell me this is all an elaborate act.

  4. CourtneyNo Gravatar says:

    unfortunately coming from the Kardashian’s it’s not an elaborate act they are that stupid and self centered most doctors recomend a year to eightteen months to breastfed a child it’s difficult when the kid knows how to unbutton a mothers shirt and lift her bra to be fed and it’s not like breastfeeding is a new trend in hollywood stars that want to give their children healthy lives have done it for more than fifty years and there are some oscar winners amongst them including Joanne Woodward who did it with all three of her and Paul Newman’s daughters who are now nearly 51 49 and 45 respectively and I think their only bio daughter to have children also did it with her sons

  5. Mrs. Harrison FordNo Gravatar says:

    Oh, please. Like she was going to cook anyway.

  6. SarahNo Gravatar says:

    I think thats great of her to plan on breast feeding! Its the BEST start for a child. Im sure everyone is taking it completely out of context about doing it for 5 years and not cooking, but even if not… breastmilk is still full of so many nutrients and millions of mothers breastfeed past 1… and some even further to 3,4, or yes even 5!

    GOOD FOR HER!!!

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