Dec 2, 2009

Hump Day News Deliveries: Corduroy is Sinful; Mrs. Keaton is Gay; Tiger Woods is Sorry

Your daily dose of hilarity brought to you by Syracuse University:  Gay college student protests protester’s fashion choices.  And rightfully so.  [TheFBomb]

Five must-have newborn items.  Bonus must-have:  Shot of Jack Daniels for baby’s restless nights.  Okay, if not for baby, DEFINITELY for mom and dad.  [lilSugar]

Family Ties’s Meredith Baxter declares, “I’m a lesbian mom.”  That just rocked Alex P. Keaton’s world.  [People]

Extensive study shows most adopted children are healthy and happy.   Wait — so not all adopted kids are like the “Orphan“?! [NPR]

Tiger Woods apologizes for “transgressions.”  So THAT’S what the kids are calling it these days… “Hey, you’re hot.  I wanna transgress the heck out of you!”  [CNN]

This story broke my heart into a million little pieces:  Mother accidentally smothered infant when she fell asleep while breastfeeding on plane.  Breastfeeding is NOT to blame, experts say.  [ABC News]