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Surprise! Michael Jackson Appears in Baby’s Ultrasound

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Surprise! Michael Jackson Appears in Baby’s Ultrasound

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Jesus-in-rye-toast sightings are sooooo last year.  Now it’s all about the Michael Jackson popping up in the darnedest places.

I mean, you can imagine how surprised parents-to-be Dawn Kelley and William Hickman were to discover Jacko in their ultrasound!  Such a prankster, that Michael.  From Man in the Mirror to Man In-Utero.

The babydaddy, a 29-year-old window cleaner, said:

“None of us are really Michael Jackson fans. I mean I like him, but we’re not crazy about him or anything.”

They may not be crazy about their ultrasound guest, but they sure are crazy about babymaking:  They already have six kids, all of whom agree that is Michael in the scan.

The baby mama said:

“I’ve had plenty of scans before and none of the photos have ever looked like this one.  It’s a bit spooky really.  But it is my seventh child, and they say seven is a mythical number.”

I must say, the afterlife seems to be treating Michael well!  He hasn’t looked that human-like in years.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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