Jon Gosselin Fills His Empty Soul with Joint Bank Account

Oct 4, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: , , ,

There’s got to be a country song in that headline somewhere…

At the same time Jon Gosselin was on his “I’m a good father — really!” media tour touting how he wants to protect his children and build a better relationship with Kate, he was secretly cleaning out their joint bank account.

Hey — hair plugs and Ed Hardy wardrobes don’t come cheap!

According to Radar, he swiped $200,000, leaving Kate only $1,000 with which to pay all of the family bills.  Poor woman probably busted a stomach staple when she hit the ATM and saw their balance.

Jon’s actions were allegedly in violation of the Gosselin divorce arbitrator’s guidelines.

Damn you, Gosselins!  I said I wouldn’t write about you and your attempts to reignite ratings anymore, but… FOILED AGAIN!

2 Responses to “Jon Gosselin Fills His Empty Soul with Joint Bank Account”

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  2. Jenn F.No Gravatar says:

    He’s making himself look like the biggest douchebag in the world, in every way possible.



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