My Little George Costanza

Sep 1, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column,Featured | Tags: Skylar

Okay, so my beautiful month-old daughter has something in common with most of the thirtysomething men at my last high school reunion: she’s losing her hair. As you can see, she’s currently rocking the George Costanza ‘do:

I’d originally thought she had my dark curls — I know, I know… it’s true; I am NOT a natural blonde! Enough to shock you to your core, I’m sure! — but now only time will tell. In the meantime, perhaps she would benefit from a classy and natural baby toupée. This IS L.A., after all. Everybody out here gets their looks “enhanced” somehow! A few possibilities we’re considering:

The Kate Gosselin

The Donald

The Rachel

And…

The Larry King

Donations for Skylar’s future therapy bills are now being accepted at 1-888-Skyes-Mom-Is-Nuts

8 Responses to “My Little George Costanza”

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Mette says:

Def. the Donald
September 1st, 2009 at 2:24 am - Reply
lainey says:

i second that… the donald.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:10 am - Reply
nyetmama says:

The Rachel look is nice. See Candy, you can clearly see yourself in Skye with the Rachel cut because her hair is brown like yours! I still think you look darling as a blonde though! Don’t change a thing!
September 1st, 2009 at 11:22 am - Reply
Eize says:

As long as it’s not the Larry King…
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:13 am - Reply
14 says:

I vote for hair plugs!
September 2nd, 2009 at 5:52 am - Reply
Jenn F. says:

Technicolour faux-hawk.
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:09 pm - Reply
Talia says:

Hilarious!! Love the Donald do!!
October 1st, 2009 at 8:02 am - Reply
jewed says:

The Rachel ,definitely. Kinda retro now, but so flattering
December 2nd, 2009 at 9:09 pm - Reply